Etiquette dilemma - toddler version
You are two. You are sitting at the table, food is in front of you, mommy and sisters are taking too long, so you start shoveling it in. You are quickly reminded that grace has not been said.
You:
a. Channel your inner comedian and point out that "Grace picture on da fridge. She in Japaaaaan."
b. Spit the food into your left hand, bless yourself and say grace with mommy and your sisters. Shove food back into mouth thoroughly grossing out your older sister.
c. Bless yourself with your left hand while continuing to shovel food into your mouth while offering up "Bwess us oh Lord... Amen."
You:
a. Channel your inner comedian and point out that "Grace picture on da fridge. She in Japaaaaan."
b. Spit the food into your left hand, bless yourself and say grace with mommy and your sisters. Shove food back into mouth thoroughly grossing out your older sister.
c. Bless yourself with your left hand while continuing to shovel food into your mouth while offering up "Bwess us oh Lord... Amen."

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